Sex Holiday

The President is on a sex holiday. It was thought he needed some new press. The Secretary of State is doing tons of blow with the rest of the Cabinet. Cuba attacks Miami. No one saw this coming. The Vice President, in a corset, acts decisively. Sends in some Marines and the invaders are put down. We grant Cuba statehood. Make it the new capital too. The whole state. They get to vote. The VP wins his promotion easily in the next election.
In the following war with Japan , needless millions die on both sides until Canada intervenes. No one saw that coming either.