Wednesday, August 7, 2013

On menaces ice cream

*•* On menaces ice cream: sorry, typo -

On Persian ice cream purporting to ease effects of menses:

- uh, I guess I'll still have a waffle cone. Though it doesn't pertain to me.

My date'll have two scoops.

I didn't really; make that joke. But the ice cream does; make that claim

*•* To struggling tourist girl whose boyfriend is yelling annoyed at train station CTA card insertion frustration, I offered:

- I'll show you how to put it in.

And I did. Shut up her jackass boyfriend. Brought a smile ape on her face.

Upon her face.

The ape kept walking

Arms low

Humbled. Sedated. Disarmed.

I caught the train alone, nowhere to go

Having already been

Somewhere similar

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