*•* On menaces ice cream: sorry, typo -
On Persian ice cream purporting to ease effects of menses:
- uh, I guess I'll still have a waffle cone. Though it doesn't pertain to me.
My date'll have two scoops.
I didn't really; make that joke. But the ice cream does; make that claim
*•* To struggling tourist girl whose boyfriend is yelling annoyed at train station CTA card insertion frustration, I offered:
- I'll show you how to put it in.
And I did. Shut up her jackass boyfriend. Brought a smile ape on her face.
Upon her face.
The ape kept walking
Arms low
Humbled. Sedated. Disarmed.
I caught the train alone, nowhere to go
Having already been
Somewhere similar
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