Aphrodite Of The 405

Aphrodite of the 405
- a shame you don't exist;
Sweet dancer of Sun Valley;
Maria Callas of Mission Hills;
I hold your names at LAX baggage claim,
limo driver to love legends
super shuttle deep into the shit of the valley.

Marriage is for suckers
- cunt suckers and cock lickers, that is.
If you're gonna go down the aisle
you better be willing to go down.
Life is long, after all,
if things go well.

And if you're well willing
to go down into the valley
deep down
well below Mount Olympus
be sure to go deep into the shade
where Athena knows
a tricker too.