reality*

she was high on life, and that led to an intervention by reality* in the form of her meddlesome peers.
yes) they debated
no) they didn't make the caring choice

   - but it's just life" said suzy, the sane one and the voice for justice

but no, the others were conniving, they saw a chance at an
 In†erVention™ and they went for it by gum, her welfare be damned.

'Wellllll," the drawling judge said, "you've really got her on a technicality by gum (!!!) but you can call for an INTERVENTION /-/ why who am i to stop you?"

"JUST YOUR job, the job of Justice,!''' cried Suzy and her wailing rebel gang of fine ass chefs and exquisite tailors, free throw champions, saint-embracers, .500 hitters, artifact sewers, stitchers of wisdom (perceived and at times redacted), true patriots to the one forever country The Human Heart, locksmiths and pickpockets (heroes again like the one Christmas), sweet ladies in moonlight who protect pedestrians, and other defenders of
  ----____-_______---_-_ LIBerTy with InteGrity!

(cried from a slightly different script with the customary lead-in:
   :"What can I do about it?" presumably, the original script having been lost immediately, before the first airing.)