Advantage: Capitalism

There's a lot of shit for sale in this world.
Advantage: Capitalism

Something happy

Something happy reminded me of something sad.
Something sad reminded me of something happy.
That is, they both reminded me of the same thing.

It's not your face

It's not your face I see
everywhere I turn.

It's the
back of your head.

On Facebook

Why are you on Facebook?

When I was your age
I was
on
drugs.

Yes

Yes, you

Thou shalt not

Thou shalt not have
a ringtone
that sounds like
an ambulance
or
fire alarm.

Beautiful Waitress

Beautiful Waitress: Anything else you'd like me to grab?
Me: [pause]