In my F …k movie

In my Facebook movie - that

cheap highlight reel -

there's one frame each per my singular

extinguishing of everyone of you

& with your dispatch I

get a hundredsthousand likes from your

cowardly enemies.

But the judge leans my way.

She'd invested in MySpace

and dismisses my case

(She's somebody's mother,

You know)

I then sue the site

for defamation of character

And liberate you

all from

the grave

with the out of

Court settlement. Or

at heart

Don't you recall the status

where I

snuff you out?

You never pay heed

to my social alacrity

Hence the final unfriending

you internet collateral.