Overheard on Train

Guy one - " he calls soccer football "
Guy two - " my dad's from England and has a British accent "
Me - " what do you call golf? "
Guy two - " Golf? golf. What do you call it? "
Me - " I call it boring "
Guy three - " coming in hot over here! Got any more? "
Me - " I got plenty "
Guy three - " keep 'em coming "
Me - " I'm too tired "